A "modern" Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with
> their Mullah for counseling. The Mullah asks if they have any last
questions
> before they leave. The man asks, "We realize it's
> tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with
women.
> But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance
together."
> "Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always
dance
> separately."
> "So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
> "No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."
> "Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"
> "Of course!," replies the Mullah, "Alla ho Akber! Sex is OK within
marriage,
> to have children!"
> "What about different positions?" asks the man.
> "Alla ho Akber! No problem," says the Mullah.
> "Woman on top?" the man asks.
> "Sure," says the Mullah. "Alla ho Akber. Go for it!"
> "Doggy style?"
> "Sure! Alla ho Akber!"
> "On the kitchen table?"
> "Yes, yes! Alla ho Akber!"
> "Can we I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a
> bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of
> honey and a porno video?"
> "You may indeed. Alla ho Akber!"
> "Can we do it standing up?"
> "No." says the Mullah."
> "Why not?" asks the man.
> "Because that could lead to dancing."
>
> cheers!
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