A "modern" Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with > their Mullah for counseling. The Mullah asks if they have any last questions > before they leave. The man asks, "We realize it's > tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. > But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together." > "Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance > separately." > "So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?" > "No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam." > "Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?" > "Of course!," replies the Mullah, "Alla ho Akber! Sex is OK within marriage, > to have children!" > "What about different positions?" asks the man. > "Alla ho Akber! No problem," says the Mullah. > "Woman on top?" the man asks. > "Sure," says the Mullah. "Alla ho Akber. Go for it!" > "Doggy style?" > "Sure! Alla ho Akber!" > "On the kitchen table?" > "Yes, yes! Alla ho Akber!" > "Can we I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a > bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of > honey and a porno video?" > "You may indeed. Alla ho Akber!" > "Can we do it standing up?" > "No." says the Mullah." > "Why not?" asks the man. > "Because that could lead to dancing." > > cheers!
