I happened to be with my 6 year old on Saturday morning so I popped into Joondalup shopping centre and on a whim, bought her the necklace.
Even though I’m a bit of a drongo, with all that rubbish about what’s the go for anniversaries, I had the brains to ask the lady at the jewellery shop what was the go for a 14th anniversary ( not smart enough to remember it was the 15th) .
The shonky female canine said gold!! I didn’t realise that she must of been part used car salesperson/lawyer
I should of googled it.
It was 20% off and I hummed and harred long enough that she dropped another 12.5%.
So it was a small bonus but as I had an inkling that she was a bit “ queer”, I was a bit mischievous and told her ( lied) that it wasn’t about the price as I earned $750,000 a year, as I was leaving
It was worth another $50 just to see that look on her face!!
Life’s too short to not have a bit of fun at any opportunity.
