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Royal Commission Digs Deep
Friday the 9th of April
Ciggys Morning Herald

The royal commission into CVIs missing timtams called its frist witness today a Miss Nicky6. When the defense asked Miss 6 what she believe happen to CVIs missing timtams she responded with” you knowwww its …………. Yer that’s your bike,,,,,,,,,,, still have stuff sooooooo who MS”.

Attempts by the prosecution to cross examine Miss 6 proved useless as Miss 6 feel into what could only be described by the judge as a alcohol injuiced coma and the cross examination will reconvene after about 6 cups off strong black coffee.

Also we have a statement released to us from 123enen who states “ Timtams there never was timtams at best scotch fingers . If you check this statement from 1883 from Annett’s some 8 years before Annett’s was even formed it clearly states and order of dry biscuits only, no creamy centers and no timtams”.

In a rebuttal statement Trade4profit which read “na ah, you smell 123enen” and that motion was seconded by Raks.

Due to the royal commissions controversy Hot Copper moderators held a press conference and Bluedog a spokesman for the moderators released this statement “ Look we understand share holder frustration regarding the timtams, but position on this subject remains the same, we believe it should be discussed on open an a public forum but Hot Copper is not the place for such discussions.