Funny pranks to do at A Mart (Do at your own risk)
Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
While an associate is trying to tell a customer about a high priced item. Look interested in the same item.. and say you can get it cheaper online!
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares......and see what happens.
Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
Ask an associate for entry into the fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Re-dress the annequins as you see fit.
When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
Hold indoor shopping cart races.
