"December 6, 2007 Australian Taxpayers Confront the Bovine Flatulence Menace One of the many ludicrous aspects of the global warming hoax is the fact that farting farm animals produce more greenhouse gas than all forms of human transportation combined. Why did climate change suddenly become a problem in the 1990s? Haven't animals been farting for a while now?
Never mind that — the important thing is to stop cows from farting before the polar bears drown. To achieve this urgent objective, scientists want to apply bacteria found in the stomach lining of kangaroos to cattle. Others just want to eat the kangaroos.
Australia has already spent over A$1bn on this sort of research, and with a kooky Labour government now in control, the spending rate won't be slowing down. It might be cheaper to forget both the cattle and the kangaroos and just eat caviar."
