A hole opened in the time line continuum, right in front of my eyes.
To my amazement a bottle was flung out of the hole, a bottle with a note!
I opened it with some trepidation, only to find this:
' I have abdicated my position as king of Lala land. As my last act, I had my faithful court jester, Bosley, summarily beheaded without trial for all his insinuations of insider knowledge being bullshit!
I sincerely apologize to all those I called liars, weasels, insider traders, and any other number of derogatory remarks.
I admit my judgement was farcically off the mark and my petty quibbling was that of a child.'
Yours with great remorse, vert.
Then I woke up!
