Actually, both Scomo and Scoldy misled parliament...but it's all...

Actually, both Scomo and Scoldy misled parliament...but it's all about her! How does Labor do it?

We've got a late night scandal in a Liberal minister's offices involving two Liberal staffers yet Labor is now taking all the hits. Genius!

Where were the Labor adults, beyond Kimberely Kitchens? A quorum of wise heads to suggest: 'Umm, it's a really bad idea to exploit an alleged rape victim's story. Just stop'.

Instead the mean girls couldn't help themselves and got sucked in by a young and ambitious nobody, whilst never envisaging it could possibly go wrong. Such was their hubris and lust for power.

Labor, absolute rookies.