HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? > =============================== > > You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like > sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should > keep the > chips and dip coming --Alan, age 10 > > No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to > marry. > God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who > you're > stuck with. > -- Kirsten, age 10 > > > WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? > Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by > then. -- Camille, age 10 > > No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. > -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) > > > HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? > You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling > at the > same kids. > -- Derrick, age 8 > > > WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? > Both don't want any more kids. > -- Lori, age 8 > > > WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? > Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know > each > other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. > -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) > > On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually > gets > them interested enough to go for a second date. > -- Martin, age 10 > > > WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? > I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the > newspapers > and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. > -- Craig, age 9 > > > WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? > When they're rich. > -- Pam, age 7 > > The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with > that. > -- Curt, age 7 > > The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry > them > and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. > -- Howard, age 8 > > > IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? > I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never > going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. > -- Theodore, age 8 > > It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. > Boys need someone to clean up after them. > -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) > > > HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? > There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? > -- Kelvin, age 8 > > > And the #1 Favorite is........ > > HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? > Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a > truck. -- > Ricky, age 10 >
