kids

  1. 79 Posts.
    This one is for everyone who...
    a) has kids
    b) had kids
    c) was a kid
    d) knows a kid
    e) is going to have kids.
    I guess that means all of us!!



    DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

    I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a

    wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this' ,

    and stuck out two of her fingers.

    Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said ,
    'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,' pretending to eat them.

    I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed

    staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

    I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

    She replied,
    'What happened to my booger?'

 
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