Oh Cara that is patina!
But I did not expect living under the table behind the pot plant would create such a .. um .. leprous patina.
Moss would have been nice only I just remembered you have to paint things with yoghurt for that to happen …
I like your story book idea very much ..
….The heroes keep feeding the rabbit and extending the legs of the couch …with old standing lamps and piles of bricks and ….. er this and that until …their heads are touching the ceiling?
And all that time the Great Rabbit of Melbourne thinks she is invisible whenever she goes under the couch.
But what is the ending?
And have you read the poem; Jack and his Pony, Tom; by Hilaire Beloc (Cautionary Verses).
That one had a sad finale :/
