Maybe its for the entertainment category - GSL (get some laughs)...

Maybe its for the entertainment category - GSL (get some laughs) at share holders expense?.

Satellite tracking? - where is the ruddy thing?

TLC - (Tender loving care?).

Into the fifth dimension never heard of again?

Shareholders ejected into orbit, money stays with you know who.

Sound deadening products - muffle shareholders screams?

Alarms and Immobilisers, yes youre vehicle is immobilised alright, after after system is jammed due to overload.

This post is intended for humourous purposes only. The writer couldn't stop laughing whilst composing it, and in no way reflects the good product on offer here.