kiwi, a australian,an old lady and swissblonde

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a
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> Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young
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> blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.
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> The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
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> sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi
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> has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
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> No one speaks.
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> The old Greek lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in
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> dark and she slapped his cheek.
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> The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope
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> me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his
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> cheek.
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> The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in
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> the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
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> The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can
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> smack the Kiwi again.