Hi Barney, I've enjoyed reading your posts much over the years, and I have many NZ friends who usually give me a heaps, especially, when we play and loose SO much in the Rugby. Therefore, in an effort to improve Kiwi and Aussie relations, some Kiwi jokes about Aussies:-
Australians wear thongs because it takes an IQ of 60 to tie shoelaces!
An Aussie pirate, with a wooden leg, hand hook and eye patch walks into an Auckland pub.
The bartender says, "Gee, how'd you loose your leg?"
The pirate says,"Arrh, a shark took it off from the knee."
The barman says " Sorry to hear that, but what happened to your hand?"
The pirate says "Arrh, lost it in a pub brawl."
The barman says "Geez, you had some bad luck, but what happened to your eye?"
The pirate says " Arrh, out at sea and a blooming seagull crapped in it."
The barman says "So how 'd you come to loose it?"
The pirate says "Arrrh, I'd only had the hook in one day, when the seagull did it."
Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation?
Because they have to rush back to the pub and tell their mates what happened!
There you go Barney, NZ too nice a place and our countries pasts have so much close ties so have a nice day and if I've offended any Aussies out there , well bad bl??dy luck!
