An old mate of mine asked me recently how I was :-
-I said "Great... and you"
-"good " he said- "but you look as though you were limping"
"Yep" I said ... " May need a knee replacement soon"
" Oh dear " he said ........" That's not good for you sex life"
"Eh " I said " how come"
He said " At your age ---you can't bend down on your knees and beg for sex"
Hmmmmm???
