`The koala tree joke.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was drunk.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was hit by the first.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because it thought it was a game and wanted to join in.
Why did the bushman go to hospital?
Because he was hit by three koalas.
Where it happened
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``As an Aussie; 10am is when I make a cuppa Twinings English Breakfast for the local marsupials
it's a really koala tea time
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So this Koala had applied for a job at his local supermarket but was very disappointed when he found out he didn't have the correct Koalifications.
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``A koala walks into a restaurant.
He says, "I'll have the minestrone."
The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of chili.
The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of lobster bisque.
The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of gazpacho.
After a while the waitress says, "Wow, you must be hungry."
The koala answers, "No, I'm just a moresoupial."
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