Glenn McGrath & Ramnaresh Sarwan.
Surprised this didn't rank higher. Shortly after McGrath's wife had been diagnosed with breast cancer, the Australians were playing a test match against the West Indies. McGrath: "What does Brian Lara's dick taste like?". Sarwan: "Why don't you ask your wife?".McGrath then lost the plot: "If you ever mention my wife again, I'll f*en rip your f*en throat out". Fred Trueman & Raman Subba Row.
Fred Trueman was bowling and got an edge from the batsman which went between Row's legs, who was fielding at slip. At the end of the over, Row runs over to Trueman and says: "Sorry Fred, I should've kept my legs closed". Trueman: "So should your mother".
Rod Marsh & Ian Botham.
In an Ashes match Botham arrived at the wicket to a bit of cheek from the Aussie keeper. Marsh : "So how's your wife and my kid's?". Botham: "Wife's fine. Kid's are retarded". Mark Waugh & Adam Parore.
Waugh: "I remember you from a couple of years ago. You were shit then and you're f*en useless now!". To which Parore replied:"Yeah that's me. And I remember you were dating that old, ugly slut. I see you've married her now. You dumb (mom says I used a bad word and I need to go to my room)". Glenn McGrath once said to Eddo Brandes "Oi, Brandes, why are you so fat?", to which the Zimbabwean replied "because every time I sleep with your wife, she gives me a biscuit." Brandes 1 McGrath 0. Richard Krajicek, the 1996 Wimbledon champion, claimed he was wrong to say "80 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs who don't deserve equal pay". "What I meant to say was that only 75 per cent are fat pigs.".
