Fat Bloater. Dude. Seriously. I THANK the sharemarket everyday...

Fat Bloater. Dude. Seriously. I THANK the sharemarket everyday for it's semi legal form of gambling 'cos that's what it is, despite you thinking you have a key to unlock the golden door to riches.

If it wasn't for the ASX you'd be at Crown, maybe Wrest-Point, with a pocket of urine, being eyed badly by security as you desperately try and forget that you can't count cards and are no where near as smart as those guys who can. Alas, your skill is forums, and fabricating success...

And as you're dragged from the venue by security, and cleaned up by the same people, it's heartening to know that there are places like HC where you can freely bully and exist in your own rarified atmosphere without persecution, and gently urinate yourself,f without fear of eviction.

Welcome home Fat Bloater.