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Hi, I'm Anthony
I was raised by a single mum and I want to be Prime Minister of Australia.
I want to be Prime Minister of Australia to show that even someone raised by a single mum can be Prime Minister of Australia.
You don't need to know the unemployment number to be Prime Minister of Australia, but you do need to be raised by a single mum.
And you don't need to know the interest cash rate, as long as you've been raised by a single mum.
You don't need any policies to be Prime Minister as long as you've been brought up by a single mum.
It also helps to be Prime Minister if you know how to spin a disc on a turntable and can quote Taylor Swift lyrics on top of being brought up by a single mum.
Did I mention I was the economic advisor to the Hawke government even though I never actually worked with Hawke or Keating or with anyone in the Cabinet? In fact I didn't work in Canberra. I did, however, do admin in an outer minister's electorate office, and I was raised by a single mum.
I don't need to have ever had a real job to relate to working people. I only need to have been a career politician, and raised by a single mum.
I have a great team of cosmetic stylists, lighting specialists and professional portrait photographers around me, which is what you need to be Prime Minister of Australia.
I only mention being raised by a single mum to appeal to battlers, despite owning five houses worth close to $10 million, funded by Australian taxpayers and tenants.
Please consider all this when casting your vote at the coming election.
I want YOUR sympathy vote.
By the way, did I mention I was raised by a single mum?

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Hi I’m Scott,

I’ve been sacked from my last two jobs
I used to go to Hillsong but left 15 years ago.
Lots of people on my side of politics, including the deput PM have called me a liar, a bully, a Misogynist and a psycho.
I think I have done a great job in power but lots of people think I’m a buffoon
I don’t really have any policies to take into this election, I just throw money at people in marginals and hope the thick ones get conned into voting for me.
I don’t want to be sacked a 3rd time.

Please give me your sympathy vote so I don’t get sacked again.
Yours,
Scott
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