There is a simple solution to the turmoil that is the Labor...

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    There is a simple solution to the turmoil that is the Labor party who continue to embarrass us all.

    Peter Slipper - resume your place with the libs.
    Tony Windsor - go back to the National party.
    Rob Oakeshott - ditto

    You will both be rewarded with a stable Government immediately with Labor then failing to have enough numbers (currently 76 to 73, following such a switch - 73 to 76). In fact only 2 of you need do this.

    With an election likely to take place immediately upon such a switch so that the libs can take advantage of the turmoil in labor, these two can expect to be part of a Government that will most likely end up with a very comfortable majority in Parliament thus resigning Labor back into opposition where they can elect the next nutbag to lead them.
 
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