"The only purchases are either politically motivated"Do you say...

"The only purchases are either politically motivated"

Do you say that out loud to yourself? You keep telling us how small and niche this company is with a gimmick product; so do tell us how anyone expects that a politician is going to gain from backing Edencrete?

You have tirelessly told us that the marketing for the product is so bad but somehow all the constituents in these states are aware of it and now are compelled to vote for the representative who supported Edencrete?

And enthral us with how D Grantham Jnr (Lt Colonel in the US AirForce) was so lacking in skills and opportunities that his dad had pulled strings so his son could get a job at a company that wasn't even making a profit.