So the end of the world is nigh! That can mean one of two...

So the end of the world is nigh!

That can mean one of two things:

1] That those selling at the moment and the cause of the thread name are astute investors who have access to information hitherto unavailable to those not selling at the moment that advises them that the results of the drilling are poor and above expectations and we are in a hand basket to hell.

or:

2]   That those buying at the moment and the cause of the thread name are astute investors who have access to information hitherto unavailable to those selling at the moment that advises them that the results of the drilling are excellent and below expectations and we are in a (lithium battery powered) hand basket to heaven.

As someone who has held for a (too) long time and been through all of this many times before for the various reasons we have experienced, I can assure you that one of the above (or one of many other reasons that may or may not be revealed at some time in the future) will affect the price either positively or negatively.

So put the kettle on, make a cup of tea, wash down a chill pill and hang on for the ride.

I have seen $0.008 and I have seen $0.002.

Let's hope we see the former sooner than the latter and that we all hitch a ride on the lithium express.

Happy days.

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