I thought me commentary was marvellous. Except there was one...

I thought me commentary was marvellous. Except there was one grammar mistake....sorry for that. Betcha can't find it. And a good set of questions....told you no-one will or can answer them.

Dome? A place where Catholics congregate?...know idea. I hope its relevant. A bishop? Politician? Sue12? lol.

Besides, isn't it impossible these days to tell a Catholic apart from a normal person? Its why I would never tell a Catholic joke to a stranger. Not that those sort of jokes are funny these days anyway.

sciolistically? But I still can't work out how to use the word "politic" in a sentence. Or pejorative. Not to mention the word I hate the most…DIALECTIC….meaning (in part): criticism dealing with metaphysical contradictions and their solution…..what the hell does that mean?

I hope your not trying to make me look like James Fairfax? Remember when he was on the stand and that smart a-rse barrister tried to make him look an illiterate who aspired to run the Fairfax publishing empire. But that was a few years too many ago I expect.

But what you said made me understand what it must feel like to have a barrister throw big words at me to test my erudition when I am but a poor self educated person.

PS: Try (if you're inclined to be kind) to re-read what I said, slowly. Very slowly. I know....it.....always helps........meeeeeee to understand what I meant. That way I can correct my mistakes and piece it together to discover the hidden meaning.

But then I could never ever be bothered to read the Da Vinchee Code. So you see, if you can't be bothered, I completely understand.

And no. I hardly work in any legalistic setting. But I am chuffed you suspect I might.

No, I'm like the new Minista, the Hon. Saint-Francis, who was a Fitter for Hammersly Iron.....no, only joking. I'm an ex-telcom tech who has always known he is a bloody genius!

BTW, coffee protects the liver from becoming cancerous. We have the world's best coffee in Sydney! So come on over.

Diastrophic, diathermic, and dicotyledon.

And my new word for the day brought by Spartacist is sciolistically, which my spelling checker says is spelt socialistically. Nothing wrong with socialism I always say.

But “socialistically illiterate”? Must mean I was confusing to you…..no!. Not me. It’s the LAW that’s what’s confusing. I was in fact elucidating, or trying to, a very thorny legal controversy. And now I’m being accused of creating a conundrum in my own right! Marvelous….