CTF have just announced the following: "....although the tests...

CTF have just announced the following:

"....although the tests confirm that CTF cures every disease known to man from the black plague to AIDS, it looks unlikely that we can resolve all side effects. The main one being that the antibodies attack the hosts brain cells which results in an excruciating torturous death that has been evident in 100% of our patients. The good news however remains that the host body has been completely cured of all diseases and is free of AIDS, SARs as well as the common cold. This is great news for medical students to practice on as well as potential organ donors...."

Nah not really, just speculating on the speccy.