Latest Golfing Terms A Kathy Freeman - not pretty but a good...

Latest Golfing Terms

A Kathy Freeman - not pretty but a good runner

A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole

A Diego Maradonna - a very nasty 5 footer

A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't

A Cuban - needs one more revolution

A Brazilian - shaved the hole

An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim

An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker

A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand

A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect

A Kate Moss - bit thin

A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional

A Glen Miller - kept low and didn't make it over the water

An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result

A Rodney King - over-clubbed

An O. J. Simpson - got away with it

A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver

A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

A Michael Jackson - gradually fading

A Douglas Bader - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs

A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what i t seems

A condom - safe but didn't feel real good

A circus tent - a BIG top

An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it