I slept with a blind girl last night.
She kissed me and told me that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "darling ya pulling my leg"
I went for a routine check up yesterday.
All was going well until he stuck his index finger up my butt.
I'm pretty sure that I'm going to change dentists.
I saw a poor old lady fall over in the shopping complex this morning.
I assume she was poor because there was only $1.20 in her purse.
A Greek, spaniard, Italian and Portuguese man went out for a lavish dinner. Who Paid?
The German of course!!
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