I slept with a blind girl last night. She kissed me and told me that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "darling ya pulling my leg"
I went for a routine check up yesterday. All was going well until he stuck his index finger up my butt. I'm pretty sure that I'm going to change dentists.
I saw a poor old lady fall over in the shopping complex this morning. I assume she was poor because there was only $1.20 in her purse.
A Greek, spaniard, Italian and Portuguese man went out for a lavish dinner. Who Paid?