A lawyer drives around in his nice car and sees a man eating grass on the nature strip.
The lawyer pulls over, winds down the window and asks "Why are you eating grass?"
The man answers "I haven't eaten in days and I can't afford to buy any food."
"Hop in my car", the lawyer says, "tonight you will eat."
"Sir, if it's not too much to ask, my wife and three kids are just around the corner, and they're starving too, can I bring them as well?"
"Of course," the lawyer says. "Bring them along and we'll all go to my place and you can eat as much as you like. You're gonna love it. The grass there is nearly a foot high."
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