Here is what is going to happen. Some yobbo, somewhere, will develop an AMR test. It involves the patient sticking their finger up their ar$e. The 'test' will determine if antibiotics are needed based on how much the patients eyes pop out. The test will cost $1. In fact the 'test' will be a small rubber sheath over the finger the patient sticks up their ar$e.
The yobbos will have great marketing, featuring Brittney Spears, Nicole Kidman, and Joe Biden performing the test. Yobbos will make $7 billion dollars as the rubber sheath costs 1 cent and they sell it for $1 and WHO will mandate it across the globe.
...and management at Lumos will say, in a baffled way: 'well, we did the best we could, Brittney, sticking her finger up her ar$s was nothing we could anticipate. But, dont you worry, next quarter all will be sweet.
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