The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard seemed to be far too qualified for the job; given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her jobs as a social worker and school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" "I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Falcons, barrack for Collingwood, and I voted for Julia"
