A little bird was flying to her nest through an ice storm. Her wings got wet and heavy eventually she could no longer flap them, exhausted she fell onto a frozen ground after a few tries to fly she gave up and was about to freeze from the cold when a passing cow dropped a cow pie right on top of her. At first the bird struggled but it was warm and she made it through the night in the morning it got warmer and some worms crawled up to the cow pie and the little bird had a meal. In fact she was so happy she survived and so ready for the new day she started to chirp. A cat was walking by, heard the bird, pounced and killed it. The moral of this anecdote is that not everyone that gives you shit is you enemy and not everyone that pulls you out of shit is your friend. And finally if you are sitting there neck deep in shit don’t chirp about it to anyone who would listen
