lessons to learn

LESSONS TO LEARN




A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their
bedroom.


"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."


The 4 year old nods his head in approval.


The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for
breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?"


"Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.


The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7
year old what he wants for breakfast.


"Oh, sh!t mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco Pops"


WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the
kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.


She looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern
voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"


"I dunno," he blubbers, "but it won't be f*cking Coco Pops."