Did you see the Liberals Razzle Dazzle US-stylesea of blue...

Did you see the Liberals Razzle Dazzle US-style
sea of blue American Convention on the news?

It looked like a Korean mass wedding between
Tony and faithful followers with John Howard
having a cameo role as Mr Tough Guy on
stopping the boats as Tony's mentor in
a select crowd with no interjections.

Liberal Founder Bob Menzies was made of
sterner stuff. He held open Aussie-style
rallies in places like outside the Perth
General Post Office where he'd parry
injections with vigour and jest and
the crowd would cheer his courage
no matter which party they liked.

Abbott is a spineless coward who hides
in hand-picked razzle-dazzle Lib rallies.

The very thing he hopes border thugs will confer
on him (Aussie courage) he loses by opting for
hysterical American-style political conventions.