Bruce was walking down the street on his way to the pub when he saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. He shouted up to him "What's up Abdul, won't it start?" -------------------------------------- I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking...Scared me. So that's it! After today, no more reading. -----------------------------------------
Sheila was standing in the bedroom in the nuddy, looking in the big mirror.She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'Bruce replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
