Little Johnny is walking around the farm, he sees ants die, roll over with their legs in the air. Then he sees an old goat, wobbling, falls over on its back, legs in the air, and dies.
So Johnny goes to Dad, and asks "why do animals die with their legs in the air??"
Dad says, "so God can lift them easily, up to heaven"
Johnny thinks that's fair enough,
A week later, Dad gets back from selling the cattle in town.
Johnny says "Daddy! Daddy" "mommy nearly died three times this week"
"How so Johnny"
Well I saw Mommy in the bedroom, naked, legs in the air, shouting "Oh my God, I'm Coming!!!"
And if it wasn't for Uncle Henry, lying on top of her, She would have gone!!!
