little jonny

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    Johnny wanted to have seex with a girl in his office,
    but she had a boyfriend

    One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
    her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me
    screw you. But the girl said NO.

    johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
    the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
    time you pick it up. '

    She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
    boyfriend and told him the story.

    Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the
    money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
    pants down.'

    So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
    goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
    girlfriend to call.

    Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
    asks what happened.

    She responded, 'The ba$tard used coins!'

    Management lesson:

    Always consider a business proposal
    in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting
    screwed!

 
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