"but both state and fed govnuts have warned us about global warming, no rains to come ever again..... but the fact is, the opposite is the case.....we have huge floods, huge rains, and you guessed it....no locusts..."
Global warming is cyclical it's happened many times before. Rising temperatures give increased rainfall. With higher moisture levels and increased carbon dioxide levels you get increased vegetative growth. Increased vegetative growth reduces carbon dioxide levels.