-
Share
15/05/08
14:55
Share
Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
......................................................................
I was born intelligent -
Education ruined me.
.............................................................
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
So why practice?
......................................................................
If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?
..............................................................
Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.
......................................................................
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
..................................................................
The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
..................................................................
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
......................................................................
Never put off the work till tomorrow
What you can put off today.
......................................................................
'Your future depends on your dreams'
So go to sleep
..................................................................
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
......................................................................
'Hard work never killed anybody'
But why take the risk
......................................................................
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.
...............................................
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say........
View this Video for a serious laugh
Watch this educational Video
-