A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First
> Is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.
> As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is
> Boss, he beats it to death with a spade.
> Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by
> Feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
> Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is
> Attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts.
> He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both..
> What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because
> Lions eat anything...
> He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
> He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South
> American Bees.
> As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and
> Smashes the bees to a pulp.
> By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions cage because
> Lions eat anything.
> Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.
> He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?"
> The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with
> Mushy Bees
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