Well, smuggler, though it's nigh impossible to have more long...

Well, smuggler, though it's nigh impossible to have more long lunches than a Victorian politician I still do my best.

Curiously there's no rush to the door as you suggested; a paltry number shares traded at the bell.

Maybe your hand holds far more than you have revealed.

(Sir) Lunchalot
Scoffer Extraordinairre
Caveat: Lunchalot holds LOK