A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The Australian doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in Aussie ,we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made her prime minster of Australia and now.......the whole bloody country is looking for work!!!!!!"
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