You have a very unusual attachment to excrement and the use of...

You have a very unusual attachment to excrement and the use of it to describe people.
This unhealthy liking for it probably comes from your having your nose rubbed in it all your life.
I seriously hope you have someone to talk to regarding what will happen when you realise that, your cranium is so overloaded with it that eventually it has to be released.
When released it initially will give the impression you are quite level headed because the excrement can be noticed dribbling from both sides of your mouth.

Good luck with your life.