WOW! Usher is just brilliant. Now, if he could just use his...

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    WOW! Usher is just brilliant.

    Now, if he could just use his investigative skills to prove conclusively the following events on which people still disagree:

    1. Who is responsible for 911?

    I KNOW its going to be Bin Laden. And the plane that crashed before reaching its target, whatever it was, crashed 'cause his sandals got caught up in the pedals. OK, done and dusted.

    2. Who killed Jesus Christ?

    Usher will determine that the Crucifiction was carried out by a Carthaginian Special Ops Team under contract to rogue Roman Senators. Pontious Pilot flew the getaway plane...... The Jews had nothing to do with it, already.

    Just email Usher if you have any other mysteries you would like cleared up.....

    GZ
 
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