A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde waves...

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde waves at him

And says hello

He’s rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from,

So he says, "Do you know me?" to which she replies "I think you're the

Father of one of my kids". Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever

Been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My goodness, are you the stripper

From my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies

Watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then

Stuck a carrot up my butt?"



She says, "No, I'm your sons math teacher."