@John4blue it's so good to have you back. We thought something...

@John4blue it's so good to have you back. We thought something terrible had happened to you during those long, dark days when the share price was rising and you had vanished.

We sent out search parties, far and wide, but we could find no trace of you. We were going to crowd fund a project to put your face on a milk carton to track you down.

But like the biblical Lazarus, you seem to have risen from the dead. Hallejuliah! And my Googling tells me that Lazarus rose from the dead in the Gospel of John, so I'm beginning to suspect that you - John4blue - may be one and the same, with your divine progostications.

Truly, we are blessed