A truckie had been on the road for weeks and this one particlular night he came across a small truck stop that had a sign out the front saying "Special - Women and food". He pulled over, went inside and was meeted by the host. She informed him that he could have a hooker and a well cooked meal for $100. To which he replied he would rather have the ugliest hooker and a burnt meal. The host couldn't understand this and asked why when he could have the most beautiful woman in town and all the seafood he wanted. He said "I'm not horney, I'm just homesick!"
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