lynas limmerick competition, page-18

Not really a limmerick but in my true form somewhat lengthy:) lol


There was a man called Nick
Who wanted to make money quick
He purchased from BHP
Land that had lots of RE
You’d think it was almost free.

To turn it into a winner
And become a money spinner
Nick then built a plant called LAMP
On which he could make his stamp
In a land called Malay-s- ia
From then we needed some anal-ges-ia
For all the trouble it could cause
Putting LAMP on pause

Tan Bun Teet and Wong Tack
Have given the sp a smack
They took us through the courts
To stop Lynas imports
despite all good reports,
that said it was okay
it caused a long delay

Fed up with all their antics
based on politics and fanatics
we know they will eventually fail
and hope they land in jail


The Judge lifted the stay order
We couldn’t afford her
Nick went to find a lender
Investors went on a bender
More money did he need
In order to succeed
Now the lamp has had 1st feed

While re prices and the sp got lower
The plant is still a goer
Lynas almost a producer
The SP a seducer

TAs fighting with the FAs
We all have our says

the JR will be the end
of all the money we can spend
defending our investment
lets hope the judgement
is in our favour
and profits we can savour

While these new chapters
Will prove to the distracters
LAMP is safe and profits we can make
no longer keeping us awake

The sp will ignite
And Nick can get on his bike alright?:)