Ma and Pa were driving out in the country one day and all of a sudden nature called for poor old Pa.They saw a farm house in the distance so Pa made a vee line for that.They met a lovely farmer and asked if Pa could us the out house.The farmer said OK and it was round the back.Pa hurry's round the back to do his No 2s and Ma talks to the farmer for a while.Ma asks the farmer about his farm and all the work he does and then asks how often he has to empty the can in the toilet thinking if it was clean she would go also.The farmer said never because a few years back a big drilling rig looking for oil drilled a hole 7 klms deep and found nothing and so I put the toilet over the hole.Poor Ma took a big Gasp of air and shot around the back to find poor old Pa pasted out pants around his knees laying in the door way.The farmer asks what happened to Pa and Ma said he will be OK in a minute.He just not use to the outhouse as at home normally he holds his breath till he hears the splash.
