Wasn't Mal so very nice Him being at the Mardi Gras gave it...

Wasn't Mal so very nice

Him being at the Mardi Gras gave it spice

Interviewed on TV

He came across as very twee

Maybe next year in feathers he could flounce

Give the Mardi Gras some bounce

Billy Shortone was there too

You have got to give little Billy his due

Tony A bbott was not to be seen

The press will write that up as mean

Its all PR these days you see

NZ beckons as a place to flee