make yourself a director. its easy.

Aint it funny. Find a few mates. List on the stock market. Find a place to do some drilling. Ask for money in prospectus. Free money. Call yourself and mates Directors. Give yaself great wages. Hire dudes to walk around making small efforts to show where moeny is going. Drill here. Moving drill there. Drill there. Quarterly report. Oh we need more money coz we aint making money at all.

Drill here, Drill there. Oh found somthing. Here it is but we will never spend to mine it. Drill here, drill there. So on.